Comments on: Mike Diver’s Review of “Beast Rest Forth Mouth” by Bear in Heaven

By: Debby

Debby — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:26:11 +0000

Another great review of a very poor one.
Like Kate says ” Why don’t people expect better”
Keep them coming.

By: #5

#5 — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 09:32:59 +0000

mike diver is a piece of crap and doesn’t know music at all he just a garbage a$$ prick

By: Jazz

Jazz — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:12:11 +0000

Just to offer another opinion, I thought this review read rather nicely. There’s no longer any need to describe music in the age of Spotify, Youtube etc. so a stylised reviewer is more useful than someone who can convey the *sound* of the music but little else. It’s not the best review but nor is it as bad as you’ve made out. He likes the record; we know he likes the record. I’ve read a lot worse.

By: Shaz

Shaz — Fri, 14 May 2010 08:32:34 +0000

Really funny review of a truly awful ‘review’.

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 21:31:04 +0000

This was a truly terrible review. I really don’t understand how writers can submit shit like this and get it past editors, and apparently impress the people in charge, time after time. The final line is a killer. “Let me cut to the chase – ” and deliver one of the most tedious cliches ever in music journalism. Christ. Why don’t people expect better?!